Yesterday, I was in Safeway buying a few things and decided that, because it was sunny, it might be nice to get a magazine and read on the porch. Turns out it was a great idea, a nice way to spent a warm afternoon. Anyway, I went to the magazine, greating card and embossed-cover book isle to look things over. First of all, their selection sucks. But really, I just had a funny observation or two wile looking through the magazines. When I walked up, a guy was on his cell phone. Plain looking guy, standing at a distance from the Maxim, Stuff pseudo-porn section.
“So, if I sell all my armor to buy a dark sword, I can kill the morg?”
The man was actually talking about how to level up his MMORPG character, who turned out to be a paladin by the way. He talked for a while about it. Got really into it. Then realized that he was talking about killing something called a morg while two other dudes were trying to find a magazine.
Oh. I walked away with a copy of Time and an issue of Vogue. Thats right Vogue. Wanna fight about it?