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March 25th, 2007 § 0


Robin: “You can’t get away from Batman that easy!”
Batman: “Easily.”
Robin: “Easily.”
Batman: “Good grammar is essential, Robin.”
Robin: “Thank you.”
Batman: “You’re welcome.”

Do you remember the old Batman TV show? I used to watch it after school, at 5:00, every night. I think this was around fourth and fifth grade. Enjoy more Batman lectures here.

Bruce: “Yes, Dick, your bird calls are close to perfect. If more people practiced them, someday we might have a chance for real communication with our feathered friends.”
Dick: “In that case I think I’ll polish up my ruby-crowned kinglet and my rose-breasted yellow-tailed grouse-beak calls.”

The comedy in these quotes is way ahead of its time.

Batman: “The green button will turn the car a la escarda o a la drecia.”
Robin: “To the left or right. Threw in a little Spanish on me, huh, Batman?”
Batman: “One should always keep abreast of foreign tongues, Robin.”

And, next:

“Catwoman! You can’t just come and interrupt a luncheon like this!”

I assume it is an evil telegram.

I think my new dream job is to be Catwoman’s henchman. How cool would that be?

Oh, nobody wants war. What will happen?

32 Pussyfoot Road? Really? Pretty much like having a sign outside that says ‘Catwoman here.’

What were they trying to say about hippies?

Holy this show sucks, Batman! I really loved this show as a kid. That Catwoman, though. She’s alright. Bat Girl as well.

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