UPDATE
This just in… Obama filed for an exploratory committee, the first step for a presidential run.
Gore…. where are ya’ buddy?
McCain and Gulianai are out there….
He seems nice, he even wanted to know if I had any ideas…
Oh, and by the way, I don’t care if he did cocaine.
I just do not care.
I want to be him. Minus the cocaine. With breasts.